Software engineer and his wife - Joke logged In
Husband hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife would you like to have some snacks?
Husband hard disk full.
Wife have you brought the saree.
Husband Bad command or file name.
Wife but I told you about it in morning
Husband erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife O GOD
!forget it wheres your salary.
Husband file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband sharing violation, access denied.
Wife I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband data type mismatch.
Wife you are useless.
Husband by default.
Wife who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband the only user with write permission.
Wife what is my value in your life?
Husband unknown virus detected.
Wife do you love me or your computer?
Husband Too many parameters.
Wife I will go to my dads house.
Husband program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife I will leave you forever.
Husband close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife it is worthless talking to you.
Husband shut down the computer.
Wife I am going
Husband Its now safe to turn off your computer